But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do, once you find them
I’ve looked around enough to know
That you’re the one I want to go through time with

(via berniedunnvevo)

Carrots are neat

astraltwelve:

Most to LeastLikely to survive a Zombie Apocalypse
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1. Aries: Aries will most likely survive, as they’ve been preparing for this moment and tried warning the others who didn’t believe them…definitely a test of survival of the fittest. they’re the ones with the not-so-secret stash of weapons on the side. Of course, the zombies can’t keep up with Aries.
2. Scorpio: Scorpio just knows how to handle these kinds of situations…no questions asked.
3. Capricorn: like Aries, Caps have their strategic mode of escape/defense down pat, and is likely to be the ones leading others to safety
4. Sagittarius: Physically quick to escape and has the brains to outsmart the zombies, but won’t really take the whole thing seriously..
5. Aquarius: What’s to get all worked up for? they deal with  theoretical “zombies”  everyday…it’s nothing out of the ordinary for them.
6. Leo: Sees this chance to show off their bravery, but zombies are just too messy and gross to deal with.
7. Gemini: Will prove to be ineffective in this situation, as they know where everyone’s hiding places are and eventually are overheard by the enemies.
8. Virgo: In an effort to carry out their ingenious plan of defense, the whole thing is too much for them to handle, and Virgo just has a panic attack.
9. Taurus: Taurus sees no need to move quickly, and goes about their day normally. like with most other situations, they remain unfazed.
10. Libra: Libra will probably say they just need a friend, and that they are completely misunderstood creatures. In an effort to make amends with the zombies, Libra’s safety is compromised.
11. Cancer: The first one to find shelter, but is ultimately unable to properly defend themselves or fight efficiently
12. Pisces: Pisces will be running in circles confused as always  and will eventually just be eaten by one of the zombies.

Still curious about the order? Ask us why!

astraltwelve:

Most to Least
Likely to survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Have an idea for a Most to Least list? Click here!

1. Aries: Aries will most likely survive, as they’ve been preparing for this moment and tried warning the others who didn’t believe them…definitely a test of survival of the fittest. they’re the ones with the not-so-secret stash of weapons on the side. Of course, the zombies can’t keep up with Aries.

2. Scorpio: Scorpio just knows how to handle these kinds of situations…no questions asked.

3. Capricorn: like Aries, Caps have their strategic mode of escape/defense down pat, and is likely to be the ones leading others to safety

4. Sagittarius: Physically quick to escape and has the brains to outsmart the zombies, but won’t really take the whole thing seriously..

5. Aquarius: What’s to get all worked up for? they deal with  theoretical “zombies”  everyday…it’s nothing out of the ordinary for them.

6. Leo: Sees this chance to show off their bravery, but zombies are just too messy and gross to deal with.

7. Gemini: Will prove to be ineffective in this situation, as they know where everyone’s hiding places are and eventually are overheard by the enemies.

8. Virgo: In an effort to carry out their ingenious plan of defense, the whole thing is too much for them to handle, and Virgo just has a panic attack.

9. Taurus: Taurus sees no need to move quickly, and goes about their day normally. like with most other situations, they remain unfazed.

10. Libra: Libra will probably say they just need a friend, and that they are completely misunderstood creatures. In an effort to make amends with the zombies, Libra’s safety is compromised.

11. Cancer: The first one to find shelter, but is ultimately unable to properly defend themselves or fight efficiently

12. Pisces: Pisces will be running in circles confused as always  and will eventually just be eaten by one of the zombies.

Still curious about the order? Ask us why!

(via kyrallei)

fartgallery:

Horton hears a devastating rumor about himself and tries his best to appear cool and composed

(via berniedunnvevo)

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

(via kayleemb)

It’s 6 degrees ughhh

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via dreadandafugitivemind)

tashabilities:

Say it, please

tashabilities:

Say it, please

(via cronope)