justanothernursejoy:

One of many to come in Lewis Brindley memes

justanothernursejoy:

One of many to come in Lewis Brindley memes

(via dwarfmun)

  • technologic baby: b-b-b
  • thomas: what is it? baby? birdie?
  • technologic baby: buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it, charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick, erase it, write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it, plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag and drop it, zip, unzip it, lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam unlock it, surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch update it, name it, rate it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it, touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, start, format it
  • guy-man: holy shit

jqqqq:

i suppose you could say seymour did it…… for the vine

image

(via gay-bacon-strips)

agentlooziana:

to be fair if they were pirates sarge would be the captain of their pirate ship anyway so…….

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ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via iceteafromengland)

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

(via chaotic-keys)

20dollarfalloutboy:

i will literally recognise a fall out boy song within the first 1.5 seconds of it playing, but as soon as you ask me what the name of the song is, I WILL NOT KNOW. 

(via chaotic-keys)

spencerofspace:

What dishes are clean highly influences what I’m willing to make myself to eat

Omg faking it is back next month

saccharinesinger:

kansass:

starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

Lets do this one last time

Don’t dead open inside

(via bcky)