achievement-hunter:

This is actually brilliant

achievement-hunter:

This is actually brilliant

(via themayorgotstuck)

I have to go out for ages today and be really social and I’ve had about 4 hours of sleep and just nope


i got a new bathtub yesterday

i got a new bathtub yesterday

(via littleplaiddress)

  • me: *laughs*
  • parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us
destroymen:

straight men comic

destroymen:

straight men comic

(via circleofhorrorterrors)

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

(via kyrallei)

snowstorms-and-oceans:

NO MOM I DONT CARE IF IM WEARING A ‘BOYS’ SHIRT
LIKE HOW THE FUCK DOES A SHIRT HAVE A GENDER HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN???

(via kyrallei)

deductionhunters:

One of my favourite things about Rooster Teeth is Patrick’s crazy awesome level of self-confidence.

Like, whenever his weight becomes a topic of discussion in anything he’s like “Yeah okay I’m overweight but you know what else I am? Fucking handsome as fuck.”

I like that a lot. It’s nice to see.

(via letsplayprocrastinate)